I play co-op with Standy, but the other night he had to go to work, so instead of doing another mission because of the time restraints, he took me to the cemetery and showed me the secret sex cavern! It caught me by surprise. Candles, porn mags... blow up dolls.
So, what does Wally do? He's a lonely man. He doesn't have a girlfriend. He picks her up and steals her for himself!
It was a loooong run home. I was determined to take her to my red light crib because I knew the downtown loft had an elevator and I'd have to zone instead of just open the door and run in. Since it was such a long run, Standy had to log off and go to work before I got there.
For some reason, the door to my crib sometimes glitches on me and I can't open it. I wasn't sure what to do when that happened and I had my blow up doll outside with me. Then, suddenly I got a pop up from a stranger ('kev972') requesting to join my game. Ordinarily I'd refuse but how could I now? I accepted and waited outside the door. When this guy dressed as a biker came out of my crib, I ran past him, threw the doll on the bed and tore off Wally's clothes!
Doesn't Wallace look so happy? The biker guy walked back in after me...
I'm so deviant and giddy. :D
My excursion amused me but this just made it sooooo much better. Disturbing a stranger who joined a game, probably expecting to do something productive... instead being chased by a naked mime with a blow up doll. Ah, good times.
My typing in that game is limited because of the lag. Most of it comes out all garbled up and illegible. But I think I got my point across.
I ran outside and proceeded to beat people to death with my blow up doll. After a couple minutes, I logged out. I like to imagine kev972 sitting at his computer, staring at the game, thinking, "WTF just happened?"
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